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Title: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 04, 2002, 10:15:13 pm
As most of you know, I live in Juneau Alaska, We're used to getting a lot of rain. We just have set a record for our city. It's only rained 3 times in the last month and a half. Because of this we're on a very high forest fire alert. Also. We're used to the ground being wet so there is no way that it will catch. Anyways, I was out with about 5 of my friends playing soccer, Biking and playin' baseball. We went down to the beach to make a fire to cook some hotdogs. We made it right by the edge of the  woods so that it would block the wind to make it easier to start, Being from here my whole life, I am used to the ground not being able to catch, That is why we left the fire unattended for 5 minutes while we went to get some watter. When we came back, not only was out fire giant, but the tree right next to it was in flames also.  Let's just say, for the next 5 minutes every word that any of us said had either: "Fuck" or "Shit" Or a combination of both of those.  Had we not paniced we proably could have gotten it out without striping off our shirts and hitting it with them while the others threw sand on it. After about 10 minutes we were all burnt, 2 of our sweatshirts were burned to a crisp and we were attempting to climb the tree which was mostly burnt out to get the last of it.  Basically, We got really lucky for sevral reasons.

1.) We wern't seen.

2.) We were able to get it out before it spread.

3.) Our parents didn't find out.

Basically, I will now never start a fire near trees, Grass when it is dry out again.

Basically, We really don't want the main headline in the newspapper to be:  "Six teenage boys totally screwed, no girls involved".

However, I am alive to live another day,  that is... 'til my brother sees what I did to his sweatshirt.

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Casper on May 04, 2002, 10:27:08 pm
ALASKA KICKS ASS HARD CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is great skiing, fishing, lots of tourists to yell at and be meen to!, lots of sports to play, a new turf feild in juneau

oops i forgot 1 morething you can go and find gold in some of the river or on mountains or old mines SO WE R RICH MuwhaHAHAHAHAHAHA


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 04, 2002, 10:33:04 pm
Alaska would be better if you would leave.  :D



Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Casper on May 04, 2002, 10:39:45 pm
I AM PROUD TO BE AN ALASKAN CAUSE THATS JUST WHAT I AM.... YEA AND AMERICAN TO SO, I LIKE ALASKA AND NOT MANY POEPLE (FOR ALTHOUGHS BIG CITIES BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAH)And it is Fun Lots of water open space and Less People to..... Tourist Suck Dick. i fucking Hate THEM AND FOR ALTHOUGHS WHO THINK ITS COLD I WERE SHORTS AND A T-Shirt IN the middle of Winter SO HAHAHAHAH and i ski!!! and Snowboard SO HAHAHHAHAAH


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 12:08:16 am
typhy+friends=morons
havent you ever been in boy scouts, or taken a basic fire safety class?
next time remember
a minimum 10 foot radius of non burnable material around the fire
or better yet, DONT PLAY WITH MATCHES
nevertheless it did give me a good laugh, and at least i didnt hear about it on the evening news


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:15:20 am
Here in Alaska thats diffrent, Considering that the ground and trees are always way to wet to catch at all there is no reason to.

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 12:25:36 am
not wet enough...


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: AK_Kilzo on May 05, 2002, 12:28:31 am
Casper, what a total idiot you are!!!!

To think I used to think you were alright. My bad, you are a complete moron with unquestionably idiotic lameness. Go grow the fuck up and realize that you dont OWN Alaska, or anything else for that matter. And understand the fact that tourism brings in money, which gives little pinks like you jobs, which allows you to snowboard or ski, or have someone buy you a Playboy to jack-off on.

Get a grip, get a life, and shut your fuckin piehole!!! With such stupid remarks I hope your new clan see's what a complete dipshit you are.

Kilzo


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:37:19 am
Casper, Considering the complete idosey of your post I think that I should have a little talk with Voods about your past history in clans.

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Casper on May 05, 2002, 12:37:36 am
Were the hell did i say i oWn ALASKA!!! ?U FUCKING IDIOT KILZO!!! Tourisim is a Fucking piece in this town So u dont know what you are talking about people come here to look at glaicers and Shit not go to stores so what if they give alaksa money it is still fun to yell at them!!!!! o and kilzo U know why i hate tourist because There are more of them then people that live in are town and they are anoying AND TAKE UP ROOM TO SKATE AND ROLLERBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANd THERE STUPID FUCKING KAYAKS Always get in the way when people ?FISH IN BOATS


Posted by: AgT.Casper <<IT>> ? ? ?Posted on: May 4th, 2002, 6:39pm
I AM PROUD TO BE AN ALASKAN CAUSE THATS JUST WHAT I AM.... YEA AND AMERICAN TO SO, I LIKE ALASKA AND NOT MANY POEPLE (FOR ALTHOUGHS BIG CITIES BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAH)And it is Fun Lots of water open space and Less People to..... Tourist Suck Dick. i fucking Hate THEM AND FOR ALTHOUGHS WHO THINK ITS COLD I WERE SHORTS AND A T-Shirt IN the middle of Winter SO HAHAHAHAH and i ski!!! and Snowboard SO HAHAHHAHAAH ?
No OWN ALASKA IN THERE

Posted by: AgT.Casper <<IT>> ? ? ?Posted on: May 4th, 2002, 6:27pm
ALASKA KICKS ASS HARD CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is great skiing, fishing, lots of tourists to yell at and be meen to!, lots of sports to play, a new turf feild in juneau
oops i forgot 1 morething you can go and find gold in some of the river or on mountains or old mines SO WE R RICH MuwhaHAHAHAHAHAHA ?Not there either


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:38:39 am
Casper: You bust into Caps and freak out over me saying ( With a Smiley face at the end of it ) That it would be better if you wern't here? Come on dude! Whats your problem?


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:40:01 am
Just not used to it being dry. Thats all.


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:41:43 am
Dude, You're acting like {IAM} The Crow used to, You try and represent a land mass where you live and you're a complete idiot about it. Also, If you spell out words, use punciation and don't use caps it will be a lot easier to read your writing.


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Casper on May 05, 2002, 12:41:48 am
So i used Caps So what is there a problem with that
Typhy


Posted by: |AK| Kilzo ? ? ?Posted on: May 4th, 2002, 8:28pm
Casper, what a total idiot you are!!!!
To think I used to think you were alright. My bad, you are a complete moron with unquestionably idiotic lameness. Go grow the fuck up and realize that you dont OWN Alaska, or anything else for that matter. And understand the fact that tourism brings in money, which gives little pinks like you jobs, which allows you to snowboard or ski, or have someone buy you a Playboy to jack-off on.
Get a grip, get a life, and shut your fuckin piehole!!! With such stupid remarks I hope your new clan see's what a complete dipshit you are.
Kilzo

kilzo i thought u were the best out of AK's but i guess that u just proved thats stilll real bad

o and kilzo had u realized that me and typhy are good freinds you would be smart enough think that Typhy is 13 i would be to So your Grow the FUck up comment is real stupid!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Casper on May 05, 2002, 12:48:19 am
Whats wrong with use ing caps????

So i do use it some times So what ill stop then

And is that Typhy or Typhoon?


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 12:49:12 am

can we get back to how much of an idiot typhy is for almost starting a forest fire?


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:51:14 am
Yes, Please, let's get back to this topic, Casper, You are ban from this topic, If you post here I will come over and beat the shit out of you.


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Casper on May 05, 2002, 12:52:29 am
Yeah but he also is going to get killed By his Brother


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:54:36 am
He refering to you? Or he refering to me for killing my brothers sweatshirt? Actually, I got over with it, He charged me $25 for it.

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 01:03:45 am

damn
it would have been funny to see your bro post that he killed you over a sweratshirt


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: AK_Kilzo on May 05, 2002, 01:05:09 am
LOL Casper, you jackass
When I see Typhy saying that he yells at tourists and hates them for coming to see the land he lives on, I will tell him him to grow the fuck up too. The fact of the mater is that your spoutin off about nothing. If you really truly had any pride in your homeland, you definately would'nt be acting so stupid.

I just hate to see people act in ignorant ways, Im sorry if this offends you but sometimes the truth hurts, get over it. Do a little research in your spare time and see exactly what the tourism industry does for your state, don't give me this lame ass uneducated theory, just the facts jack.

And as far as me being whatever it is you said i was in AK, Im first and foremost myself, AK has nothing to do with my posts (on this subject anyway). Just dont be so immature with your reasoning. It truly makes you look bad.

Kilzo, ain't takin no shiz yo....:)


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 01:05:44 am
Well. It was one that he really liked... And somtimes he gets this thing where you can't get him to be reasonable unless you give him large sums of money. Thats why I once had to pay him $35 to use in internet for 30 minutes. I didn't want him on it upstairs because I had a cb going and I wanted to by pass the router.



Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 01:11:27 am
While I think that the tourismn industry is good for out state, I do find some of the things that tourists say very offensive :)
Example:
Last summer I was in down town Juneau, Where all of the tourists come off of the boats that they come into town on, One of them saw me biking in shorts and a tee shirt when it was like 40? out and they asked me if I lived here, I said "Yes" and they said in Response "How can you stand living here it's such an Ugly town". I am like "Where do you live" The respond with saying "LA" I just laughed.

Yes, Casper, Tourists can be annoying however they're what really keeps out states econemey going.

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: AK_Kilzo on May 05, 2002, 01:26:49 am
Typhy

What the hell? Is your bro older than you? And if so, I'd like to know how you got away with hitting him over the head with your cast, and how you climbed a tree with it on, and how do you play baseball with a cast on?
Also, what is Rapids favorite fish?

Just curious....Kilzo


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 01:33:56 am
Quote

...I once had to pay him $35 to use in internet for 30 minutes. I didn't want him on it upstairs because I had a cb going and I wanted to by pass the router.



damn
$35 for a cb...now that's dedication


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 01:53:53 am
Good job Kilzo, way to be on top of it.

Rapid's favorite fish is HAIBUT.

Cast is off 3 days ago.  I still have to have a brace on it, However it is actually pretty strong right now because I had my wrist free for the last 2 weeks.

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: AK_Kilzo on May 05, 2002, 09:15:48 am
Hehe Typhy, I just had to check...;)


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 12:23:50 pm
And, no, I didn't get away with it, he took my arm ( With the cast on it ) And twisted it!!

-Typhy


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: BTs_Mysterio on May 05, 2002, 01:01:28 pm
Just a question for casper. Say rapid  was walking down your street as a tourist, would you yell @ him and spit on him?

>:( I'm very disapointed wiht you casper >:(

And typhy, you are a true idiot! ;D


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 01:09:56 pm

hey typhy, i have an annoying final that i need to take in a few days. can you come here and start one of you fires,close to the building i need to take it in? you seem to be very good at burning shit
(p.s. i wont let you live this down)


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 01:47:58 pm
Hehe. Actually, I wasn't entirely my fault, I should give this URL to my friends who were with me and they can tell how it wasn't all my fault  :)


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 01:55:47 pm

what url?
besides you were there, and that makes you at least 16.66666% responsible. more so if you actually lit the fire.


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 01:58:33 pm
Well... Yes I started the fire, I also was the one who notcied that it had spread.


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 02:08:14 pm

did your frends egg you on?
right now i'd say you are 25% responsible


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Typhy on May 05, 2002, 04:50:53 pm
Umm... It was their idea to start it, what are  we supose to do? Eat Raw Hotdogs?


Title: Re: Typhy + Friends + Fire = Screwed
Post by: Brain on May 05, 2002, 06:47:25 pm
no, but you wrent supposed to burn a tree in the process
besides raw hot dogs arent that bad...(you learn not to be picky about what you eat in boy scouts, especially when backpacking)