*DAMN R6 Forum

     Let's do a forum story. The way this works is, each participant adds to the story in some way (a sentence or two, a paragraph, a page, whatever), and everyone has to work off of the sum total of the story so far. There's only a couple of rules: no killing off characters or otherwise running the story into a dead end, no using the story as an elaborate (or more likely, not elaborate) form of personal attack, and most importantly, if you're not going to play along, don't participate. Thank you. Let's proceed.

     Michael was walking along the sidewalk downtown in the city, sipping a quadruple mocha espresso from Starbucks. He had already moved past the self-recrimination over spending $8.00 on a cup of coffee, and now was moving on to a nice, leisurely caffeine high. His mind was jumping around like a flea in a frying pan as the caffeine really took effect and he was walking faster and faster without realizing it. He rounded a corner while staring distantly at a lamppost and considering how strange a world it would be if electricity flowed downhill like water and then wham! Michael was sprawled on the concrete of the sidewalk, fully four dollars' worth of coffee in an elongated puddle nearby, and the dazed-looking woman Michael had just collided with was trying to regain her bearings a few feet away. Michael blinked and shook his head.

Seeing how high Michael was, the woman brandished a knfe, thinking it could be an easy mug. "Give me your wallet or pay the consequences," the woman spoke quickly. Michael looked around stunned, and the amount of caffeine suddenly rushed to his brain. He fumbled around, looking for his wallet when...

When he realized after looking at her chest for a couple of minutes there was something long and hard sticking out of his pants.

He reached down and pulled out his gun, thought better of it and tried to begin a conversation with her....

Michael smiled at the woman and said hello. "Hi, my name is Jonathan", Michael said. What Michael didn't say was that he was a compulsive liar.

The woman smiled back.   "Do you have a name?", Michael asked.  'Yes, I have', she replied.  "Well, then, what is it?"

"Mauti" the woman replied. ;)  Michael's interest in this girl increased greatly as she laughed softly. She seemed to like him also until....

... her cell phone rang.  She paid no real attention to it, although the sound drove Michael crazy.

? "Mauti, she asked, is that your real name? You sound awfully familiar".  

After a moment's hesitation, Michael's answer was:

"No" he answered,"actually my name is iMat?"
'Oh blimey' the hottie replied?
'you're that pornstar who is unbelievably sexy and has a dick the size of a Bazooka?'
'yeah suga,thats me'?
They looked eachother in the eyes,and sudenly the man's finger was in the woman's panties?

gotta break a rule here.


all of a sudden, a runaway train, derailed and speeding down main street, smashed into imat, taking him to a far away land. Mauti was jacks complete lack of surprise, seing imat was a turd and had it coming. he then derobes himself and lays down on the curb and morphs into bronto; half man, half donkey. bronto reveals the m60 he was hiding in his loin cloth and strolls into the local pub...

Only to discover, to iMat's horror, that she was a man!  "she" too had a dick the size of a bazooka.  iMat shrieked in terror and bent over onto the ground to lick up the remnants of his quadruple mocha, only to find out that the dog the "woman" had been walking had urinated into his delicious beverage.  "She" laughed at him in a deep, booming voice.  Then suddenly a large quantity of the natural phenomenon known to intellectuals as *&^%@#$*%", or more popularily as "Electric-H2O" came rushing down the hill-side to strike the she-male in the chest...

but suddenly(here  the story goes wild) marsians come down and notice the retarted infantile race called Bronto,and they are wondered,because,they only know smart monkeys,and Homo Sapiens,and Suddenly Homo Bronto emerges out of the shades,a creature more repulsive then anything the whole world could have ever imagined.He had the brains the size of a ? well something very small,even the writer's fantasy can't imagine anything to compare with the infantile intelligence of the being.It was ugly,and had a certain small thing,underneath a curl of pubic hair,wich they discovered,during the autopsy in their UFO.It was a penis!
They tortured the disgusting creatures for ages,lifetimes.And suddenly,while they abducted the repulsive  retarted creature,all the bad energy,racism,facism,hatred?was gone! everything was led back to this one ugly being..
Back on Earth Mauti suddenly felt lonily,and she went to look her half-dead iMat with his huge dick and unbelievable actractiveness..

when he/she it had disovered that iMat had been crushed beneath the wheels of George Clooneys train on the set of "malfeasance in railroad hiring practices", which just happened to have been the very place where he/she/it knocked iMat, coffee and all, to the ground! She was in awe of the raw power that the train exhibited, and desired to know the driver of it. Mauti leaped to the back of the caboose, and ran to to the front of the train where she found that handsome, suave actor. Mauti embraced him, and Clooney was, quite frankly, turned on by this fiery redhead. He took Mauti back into the caboose, where much to Mautis surprise, lay a leopard sofa, several lava laps, and a chia pet. Erotic. Clooney then proceeded to remove Mautis pants, but promptly discovered the long, meaty object concelealed in them! He gasped, and ran back to direct the train to Hollywood. There, Mauti would have surgery which would....

...suddenly turn Mauti into a bird. iMat woke up from his "death" and preceeded to shoot the bird. The bird strugled as it tried to stay alive, but eventually fell. iMat hungrily looked at the dead bird and...

Nj ruining the thread 11 year old perverts! Damnit bronto your not half donkey

Yeah I was sorta enjoying this thread untill iMat and Flame started posting. :(

Haha, it was funny while it lasted, but what can you expect from an RS community forum?  ;)

Me? I didn't do anything 11 year oldish...