*DAMN R6 Forum

yo, fuck you, and all the fuckign geek ass prick admins, and all you fucking kids, you guys are all bitches, i know you all dont like me, guess what, i fucking hate you all. you pussys wouldnt have the balls to even look at me face to face cause i would beat the living fuck out of any one of you point blank, merry fuck you all everybody
-love zak

awww zak I know I wuve you and you wuve me you wouldnt beat me up, would you? Merry Christmas! zak you should know why your thread was locked. Why would you throw it in loudnotes face?

A sad post needs a... sad reply?  :-[

Sorry Zak, I could kick the shit out of you and everyone else here... I happen to be 6'4" 270lbs.

I am guessing this tirade is steming from his thread dissing Rapid (The "yo fatass, what up" thread)

Loudnotes used his discretion in removing it and rightfully so...even though you feel that way about Rapid, we don't need flame wars in here.

Have a Merry Christmas and chill out.

  Enny one every heard about that thing about bully's picking on kids about there own insicurites?

   Wallie~

In a calm and civilized manner, I'm going to tell you that I DON'T CARE!

Because today I just got surprised with a new Powerbook, and I'm happy!  I enjoy coming to these forums to read the latest on the Mac community and the R6 gaming community.  Not pointless bickering and profanity.

If I wanted to listen to cursing, I'd do it myself.  And I would, but it's Christmas, and I'm happy.

Have a great day, and please stop spamming the forums!  Thanks!

Wow Assassin... 6'4".  The only people I saw reaching that height were either black or either had a serious illness.  Which one do you pick?

what happened to the part where zak invites us all to his house? i really wanted to enjoy some tea and crumpets with my kind friend zak.

Let go Assasin you wanna fight me kiddd? Im lik rocky balboa they play Eye of the Tiger whenever I walk into a room, 5 feet tall and weighing in at 100 pounds HALLLLLLLL SMITHHHHHHH (eye of the tiger plays) LOL but still Ive won my share of fights I may be small but Im agile and I have anger but not 16 inches taller then me 2 times my wieght anger LOL

Im gonna hit the slopes

**LAUGHS AT ZAITSEV**

I agree tasty, lets get it on with Zak, eh?

P.S. I'll could you Assassin! Except... I wouldn't... but could none-the-less.

Ben

  Yeah I could probly take of you guys on with a Baseball bat, the American Italian way of course.

Its not that uncommon to be 6 foot 4, so Ace [Sin] dosent have a serious illness, and it dosent mean he is black. Hell I am 6 foot 3. Anyhow, zak I would love the address, I would love to kick your ass.

Dammit, quit confusing me with Sin. He is the 6'4" fatfuck, not me. I'm 6'1" anyways.

Its just that both of you guys are republicans in California and you are both gay. So I assosiate Ace and Ass as the gay republican guy from California. Not to mention Ass and Ace sound alike.

Republicans and gays dont mix...that is why gays are left wingers in the Green and Democrat parties.

As for being a "fatfuck" hardly. I was a lineman in HS and can bench 380lbs...probably 300lbs more than the rest of you could bench.

P.S.: The German in me makes me big, not an illness or being black.

Nonsence Ass... 280 more then me, not 300 (j/k)

Ben

Just so you all know, I would make this the fifth thread I've locked or deleted in two days, but it's actually getting amusing now  ;)

And Ass - I can leg press 280.... :-/

Ahaha. Leg press... I can also do 280 leg press... He's talking bench though... I could prolly leg press as much as he can bench.

Ben

Ace, there was a gay republican senator. God this thread had really become(http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/offtopic.gif)

Havent you heard of the Log Cabin Republicans? They want a conservative gay agenda. And I just want to say that I am soooooooooo impressed by people bragging about how big/tough they are. What an amazing trait to have :P

I dont feel like a political war whilst on the slopes and cant properly reply I enjoy the humor....
I can bench the pole and 2.5 on each side yeaaaa bizzatch 50!! ahhaa But my legs are some strong shiezzet I can do a buck 50 and I only way 2/3 of that I gotta use the belt. We lift for track and I feel sooooo smooth in my under armour

So that would make you the top contender for the Moderator Award of the Year? After all, it's just a competition.

     I'm 6'3", maybe 6'4". I haven't gotten an accurate measurement in quite some time. I'm a fat bastard, but fortunately for me, I'm a strong fat bastard. I dunno what I could bench/leg press these days, but several years ago, I was finding out, and leg pressed around 250 (several times, not max), and benched about 190 or 200, I believe. I've knocked the wind out of guys who were holding a 70-pound punching bag for me. I may not be fast, especially not with a bum hip, but don't let me hit you.  ;)  'Course, I'm a weenie and I don't relish the thought of being hit, so I think I'll pass on the macho posturing. (Let's all ignore the fact that I've already participated.)

I am only 3 days away and this. - Typical typical lol.  However I am 6feet tall(184cm) and I weight 143pounds(65kg).

Bye,

Mauti

lol Mauti, you're even skinnier than i am. (192cm 72Kg)
What's all this macho shit on the *DAMN boards? dont we have enough ways to release our violent urges? (think Ghost Recon, Rogue Spear, and Rainbow six, not even bothering with all the non-R6 series games).

Merry Christmas, a happy new year, and peace on earth (or i'll have my friend George nuke you all)  :)

  Im 5'11" and only 125pound's so I think im the skinniest sob here.

Do you guys not see how fucking pathetic it is to brag about how strong you are and how you could beat everyone up, to a bunch of people that you will probably never ever meet in real life? This is the fucking internet for fuck sake. It just shows how fucking mindless some of you guys are. Sweet Jesus.

     Of course it's pathetic. That makes it no less amusing and/or enjoyable.

     Now shut your cry hole before I pound on you, Twinky. ::grunts::

lol this is really pathetic. Sin started it. I have noticed there are many idiots on here. I sympathize with zak, I would probablly have a stick up my ass if I hung around this stupidity for so long.

yep viper I'm in the running. . .will you vote for me?

My point was just another cry to the people who are spamming lately to stop it.  No one should have to lock or delete 5 threads in 2 days.  Nevermind that Assassin did another 2 or 3 himself.  So. . .stop spamming  8)

1) I didn't brag at all. If you check my post I was making myself sound weak saying I can leg press as much as he can bench. Usually you can leg press twice+ what you can bench, meaning I'd be very weak...

2) If you read other's posts they are saying they are string beans, not macho.

3) 5'10" 145 :)

4) Cossy, you're sexy.

5) Loud, this forum is nothing without spam. Rant=Spam. We talked on every issue, debated on every fact. What's left besides to a) stop posting or b) spam. Ah well, you and your fellow janitors are sexy as well, and I miss R6'ing with you guys.

Ben

Ben

Ben - spam like this whole thread is fine by me.  It's the stuff that needs deleting that I gripe about.  And btw I just got a new Powerbook, so you may see me around with Ghost Recon sometime soon.  I'll probably buy it.

And I started the whole leg press thing to show how pitiful I am. . .and I'm not even going to mention my height and weight, because then you all wouldn't talk to me ever again!

I'll take a stab at it.. 6'8", 185 lbs?

And ben, I would so kick your ass ;)

Haha capt, thought you were talking about yourself when I first read it ;D

LOL. Capt, not a friggin chance. We went over this. I got more muscle, you got more weight and height. You're slow, fat, and ugly, I'm "space efficient" (small), this, and sexy. In summary,  you can't take this :) (tehehehe)

Ben

      Yes, we did go over this, and we decided that you would get your head bashed in. I'm taller (6'1), heavier (180), and we were never able to confirm anything about the muscle part of things as  I don't test my strength on a normal system. But I'll just guess that I'm stronger than you, and if need be i'll go find out my actual strength to settle this once and for all.

Oh wow, this seems like the beginning of something! *Awaits the smackdown*  ;D

Capt, nonononono. We decided I did have more muscle as I could bench more then you, and thus, even though you're taller, I'm smaller, faster, and stronger. Thus, you'd lose :) (See, now you peeps actually have a show of "machoism" to complain about)

Ben

lol, this is funny... i am 5'4... i weigh 225 pounds... i can bench about...hrmmmm... lets see, anyone know how heavy it is to lift sand bags all day? or mabey carry a log on your sholder for traning... hmmm...and for Sin and the other big dudes... i would shoot you... nuff said  ;D

i am 5'4... i weigh 225 pounds
whoa snake either your really strong with muscles on the top of your head or your HUGE!!!!!! ehheheheheh plz dont shoot me  ::) ;)

You guys know what is funny?  Where's zak?  he hasnt replyed yet.  Thats my favorite part of these forums.  The massive hordes of good-natured people just completly put to shame a dumb comment by another guy.  What goes from a challenge turns into a comparison of who can bench-press more.  I love it

Zak, why would i fight you?? I would just shoot you.

oh yeah one more thing -

why would you say you could kick sombodys ass if you dont even know them.? Oh, yes, you certainly do know them all very well, since years of typing shit on a plastic keyboard has given you some incredible insight on everyone's personality, physical build, and everything else that goes along with humans.? WTF.? you could be challenging a twinky-ass 13 year old? with no pubes, or you could be talking to some guy thats 7'3, 270 lbs., all muscle.
Cmon, get real

Exe, that's exactly what I mean when I say it's sad.

everyone:  zak is mad because he used to be better than me and now i own him like my teddy bear.


Thank you for your time.

yah i seem to pwn him like fruitsnaks every time

=)

-SK

Sk, I hope you aren't calling me a fruit snack.  or else I may have to go phycho ninja on your ass.  Ok?  
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