*DAMN R6 Forum

Ok, in honor of my 500th post, i'm going to start a thread of randomness, aka, a spam thread. But i'll give it a topic. Lets use.. mmm.. funny shtick. So everyone, post somethin' funny. I need to laugh.. my humor in litereature class just ended, so I won't be getting my daily dose of humore anymore. And to start it off, i'll put up one of my papers for the class, which had to be a list of "words of wisdom" for how to live life. I did mine on dealing with brothers/siblings.

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Titles: "Brotherly Love"

If you give a mouse a cookie, your brother will scream because he wanted it.

It's ok to pinch your brother. It's worth the "time out" to hear him scream.

If you brother breaks your toy, you may break one of his. It's only fair.

All balls bounce better when they bounce of your brothers head.
Your brothers money is comunity property.

Do not bite your brothers hand, for it is dirty and tastes bad.

Do not start a fight with your brother, unless he is smaller than you.

When cleaning yoru room, it is perfectly acceptable to shove everything under your brothers bed.

If your brother sets something down, even for a fraction of a second, you may pick it up and have rightful ownership, as he was no longer using it.

If your brother has somehing you want, the best way to get it is grab it and run.

If you take something of your brothers and hide it for three weeks, it automatically becomes yours.

If you scream before you brother punches you, wether or not he actually punches you, he WILL be punished.

If your brother calls shotgun for a car ride, you can still get it if you get there first and lock the door.

If you fight late at night, whoever was louder will get in thr most trouble.

If you fight during the day, whoever was louder will get in the least trouble.

Don't believe what your parents say. Your brother IS a punching bag.

It is ALWAYS your brothers turn to take out the trash/do the dishes/walk the dog.

If you trip your brother and he falls into a muddy puddle in the forest, and nobody sees it but you, did you really trip him?

If your brother is not around to defend himself, saying, "He did it" is a useful way to put off punishment until he gets back.

You can lead your brother to water, but you can't always throw him into it.

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Aalright folks. I started it. Now you guys, spam it up!

Congrats on your 500th post cap  ;D

Nice uhh... spam! :)
I wouldn't know anything about ?brotherly love? since I only have a 8 yr older sister who's always been able to kick my ass, and when I finally got old enough to kick back, she'd already moved out  >:(


Since we're on about celebrating cap's 500th post here, I'll just add up on the celebration with my 20th post! ;D (20 posts in 2 days muaha)


edited to one post. btw kami, short term massive postings aren't anything special  -Brain

omg kami, leet double post =D

wth (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/hm.gif)

may i join capt?

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Aw, I can't join in this *NADS spamming thread... :(

I would like to celebrate my 250th post in this spam thread w00t. Can i not join *NADS Ana?

Double post? Me? Never! :P

The difference between the two posts is that you're gay in one of them, uh wait, you're being gay in all of them... damn, i'm clueless  ???

Damnit you fools! Content! I demand content!

And no, you cannot join *NADs because I am an evil dictator. Or is that cookie.. damn.. can never remember. Either way, it takes more than alme spam to get into *NADS.  Only the highest quality spammers get in.

nj capt,
mattster what happened to being "serious" and changing?

 With this post, I will have exactly 1 more than 3 times as many posts as you. 1510, and 503. - Sheesh moderators... Any my "Thanks for the memories, Grifter" thread got deleted, which I created in honor of matching Grifter's post total? - Certian moderators :::Looks at Infection and Brain::: need to get with it. ;)  

Now don't spoil the fun by attracting attention typhy ;)

And typhy, isn't it sad that you got those posts in just 20 more days than I did?

The reason your thread got deleted and this one hasn't (yet) is because this started out as a spam thread, will always be a spam thread, and cannot go off topic. It is the embodiment off topic. and so far, almost everyone here deseves a hearty
http://users.pandora.be/bauknecht/Forumshit/suckofftopic.jpg (http://users.pandora.be/bauknecht/Forumshit/suckofftopic.jpg)

Now somebody post somethign funny before I go nuts.

Wow, I feel unloved since all these evil NADS people are here?

lol this is a spam thread, so i spammed.

 Yeah, and after you're done spamming, get your sorry ass on AIM and we'll CB someone.

I feel like I'm being ignored? Wait, no, I don't want to be Ben!

hey typhy, don't foget that my sorry ass is one of your main sources of IP's ;D

Flame, you should fear the *NADS, for they are hairy and smell bad.

and in honor of ben, I shall now post the following (modified) song chorus:

"Pwnerate" by Demolishing Dennis

run away
make hate
and get laid
we get laid
you turn me up
I've had enough
so pwnerate
pwnera-ah-a-ah-a-ah-a-ah-a-ah-aaaaaaaaate

That's just awesome capt, can I have your autograph?  :-[

no

Aww :(

i'd just like to say in my defense ***looks at typhy*** that i haven't even looked at the forums since 3 am est on the 18 th (that's exactly 24 hours ago for those who care)

and all of you please stop spamming. I'm not your mother, and i really don't like cleaning up this shit

Haha, sorry brain, I'll stop spamming here. ;)

Who says you have to clean it up, Brain? Just look away... look away...

Anyways, I blew up a couple of lighters yesterday, and several model rocket engines a few days before that. Any pyros out there blow anything up recently? Sorry, no pictures this time.. cameras battery died before it blew up.

Liar, ?camera's battery died?, you blew up your camera as well didn't you? ;)

capt. i would look away if i could, but unfortunately mods don't have that privilege

oh well, that power trip that you have during your first week of being a mod makes up for it in a way ;D

THe other day i blew something up.............
it was a m-80 i placed in a milk jug with a candle in it
it blew up and the candle was in many pieces
then the park rangers caught me
and i was in deep shit

  Ohh...My 100th post, just had to get it in this thread. Btw Matt you have 249 post's.   ;)  Sorrry for the spam I couldnt find enny thing to post in that was interesting or had enny thing to do with me.


   Wallie~   100th post.

Hmm, my most memorable pyro experience:
Two July 4ths ago, my friend and I were messing around with these really big rockets he had bought, and his cam corder. Well, I found a model airplane in my garage, and made a few cuts into it. First, we filled up most of the inside of the plane with modeling glue (very flammable =D). Then, we tore the afterburner off of the back (I think it was a F-16), pulled the model apart a bit, and shoved a very large rocket inside where the afterburner usually would be. it was about a foot long, and 2 inches thick, it also had a flare in it when it went off. It was a pretty big model airplane, so we got about 6 inches into the hole. This sounds disgusting. lol. But anyways, my friend made a little pilot out of clay, painted it and everything, then we stuck him in the cockpit. We squirted more modeling glue inside for good measure, then we decided to send our plane on a trip. We lit the rocket, got a few feet back, and started rolling the camera. The plane only went forward a few inches, but with the rocket going and the flames shooting out the back it looked like it was flying on the film. Then with the loudest bang I ever heard, it blew up into about 6 pieces. Some of the modeling glue had caught on fire, but not a lot. Our little pilot had caught fire though, so we got some pretty funny footage of the clay pilot burning to death. Another memorable experience from that day, I was filming and my friend was launching the same types of rockets out of PVC pipes. Well, one of them he took the stick off of, and it came straight at me as I was filming. I was able to run away from it and track it on the camera at the same time. It was great lol. Same sorta thing happened this July 4th, except the rocket went straight into a group of us (i think there was about 8 of us sitting on lawn chairs), and it landed on the ground next to this kid's mom, who was drunk at the time and couldn't get up and run away fast enough. Her arm ended up catching on fire. Pretty funny, good thing she wasn't hurt though.

Amazing how many pyro's there are out there ;)

Thats because my other posts were deleted because it was spam and this is a spam thread.

Woo, just got 50 posts! ;D

  Yeah spam threads own all. Congrats kami   ;) And Matt, when's that new you coming out?  ???

 Well, if we're just going to talk about what number post this is: This is my1,524th post.

See what happens when I leave.....Mass Hysteria. You fools are probably all on your ways to getting pwned by Mauti. Then I'll have complete and total domination over the forums. Next stop...YOUR LIVES. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...cough. Oh my....I started to sound like Typhy. I think I might need a wheelchair. Maybe a clan leader who loves me. Jeb...how come you can't make love to me like Typhy and Rapid do to each other. Why is it that they have to be the privileged ones. You know what...fuck it. Im marrying my right hand.

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BAM...ok im spent...have a merry christmas

Oh my oh my, you're going to get fat eating all that spam, wham and whatever else you eat  :o
And since you're starting to sound like typhy, I think you just need a vacation away from this community. ;)