Title: Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: *DAMN Bander on December 03, 2002, 06:25:13 pm Heyas Guys from abroad!
U know, sometimes we use our secret austrian hill-farmer slang to hide our evil plans from you guys here. So, to give u all a chance to sbe able to "decode" such conversations of austrian people here i will post this excellent dictonary for you guys: Vienna's slang: Here we present you with a short introduction to often used slang terms here in Vienna. While not all is translable, we provide you with (as we hope) the correct pronunciatons of each of the terms. Just read the bold text exactly as if it were plain Single words the police - deh heh, deh keybahrai policeman - ah keybahrah policemen - deh keybahrah cake - dourtn! hot sausage (i.e. wiener) - ah hah-seh chick - hose-n (colloq. form of "bunny") trousers - hose-n loud, annoying child - roads-pippen drunken - wahch, in dah fatten (heavily) drunken - bluenzn-fat, boom-tsuah old - oyd Phrases "Everything is okay, isn't it?" (as a greeting) - ohless lywond? "I'll have a piss!" - ee gay broonzn!, ee bin in dah fleasn- City!, Ee gay shivven!, ee gay's beer wag-drohgn! "Hey you! I?ll punch you (in the face)!" - hairst oydah, ee pruck dah ahney. "Over there!" (pointing at something) - dourtn! "Can you give me a Schilling?" (issued by beggars, often w/ added excuse) - hairst oydah, host aahn shilling? "One more beer!" - no ahns!, no-ah cree-girl! "Hey, that's good!" - dais is lywond! "Keep the change!" - bust show! "Ahhh! That's good" (while drinking a good beer) - dais bust!,bust!, dais is gourd!, dais is ah beer! "Let's leave!" - how ma see eebah deh high-saw! "Are you nuts?" - beast ksheessn? "Do you have a cigarette for me?" - oydah, host ahn chick? so. now u speak fluent viennese slang. why dont u give me and mauti a visit over here? hehehe ~ Bander Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: *DAMN Mauti on December 03, 2002, 07:32:46 pm Heheh great Bander just great hehehe ;) Was very fun to read ;D
Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: jn.loudnotes on December 04, 2002, 12:16:54 am Wow Bander maybe you need to leave off the Viennese smokes a little. . .
I can't say I understood much of it. . .maybe if you spelled the words out a little better ;D Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on December 04, 2002, 01:08:23 am I'll be damned, it is the Bandersnatcher. Looks like you were puffing away at the green pipe when you were writing that ;)
Anyways, you should sign up for Star Kingdoms again...ahhhh the good old days. :) Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: Cossack on December 04, 2002, 01:14:16 am maybe I will post up some Moscow slang
Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: Brain on December 04, 2002, 07:41:52 am heh, very informative
i might even be tempted to put up some ofthe local college slang if i'm drunk enough one of these nights Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: *DAMN Bander on December 04, 2002, 06:18:16 pm lol guys - yeah go ahead and put some local slang here ;) as a rapper i always have some use for it ;)
@Loud: Dude dont get confused by the spelling - i wrote it especially for americans - this time. @Assassin: SK? Damn! I am pissed about last round when they suddenly killed the server. maybe next round again ;) I was SO close to respawn the DAMN Alliance again hehe (but if u look at the server 1 alliance scores we re still there) greetings, cya on GR ~ Banda Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: bronto on December 05, 2002, 01:32:19 am somehow i don't think bander is trying to help us learn slang, but to get us killed when we go to austria.
Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: Flame on December 05, 2002, 01:48:16 am Ya but then wouldnt he give us the WRONG meanings to those words, so when we think we're saying "hello there", we'd actually be saying "fuck you"
Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: bronto on December 05, 2002, 01:57:20 am Single words
the police - deh heh, deh keybahrai (come get me you dirty pigs) policeman - ah keybahrah (pig) cake - dourtn! (turd) hot sausage (i.e. wiener) - ah hah-seh (penis ) chick - hose-n (colloq. form of "bunny") (slut) Phrases "Everything is okay, isn't it?" (as a greeting) - ohless lywond? (i hope you choke and die) "I'll have a piss!" - ee gay broonzn!, ee bin in dah fleasn- City!, Ee gay shivven!, ee gay's beer wag-drohgn! (i'm a trisexual shemale with a 2 inch dong) "Hey you! I?ll punch you (in the face)!" - hairst oydah, ee pruck dah ahney. (let's make sweet love) "Can you give me a Schilling?" (issued by beggars, often w/ added excuse) - hairst oydah, host aahn shilling? (sucky for a shilling) "Do you have a cigarette for me?" - oydah, host ahn chick? (would you like to fight to the death?) Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: Flame on December 05, 2002, 03:47:23 am Single words
trousers - hose-n (no pants) loud, annoying child - roads-pippen (idiots) drunken - wahch, in dah fatten (stoned) (heavily) drunken - bluenzn-fat, boom-tsuah (near-death) old - oyd (gay) Phrases "Let's leave!" - how ma see eebah deh high-saw! (Let's go have sex) "Are you nuts?" - beast ksheessn? (do you HAVE nuts?) Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: MacMan on December 05, 2002, 03:45:58 pm (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/offtopic.gif)
Dutch dialect, even worse than slang, just in case you ever get stranded in the 100 square kilometre region where i live: -Hoessie? = How are you? -Joah, 't geht wahl = yeh, i'm ok -'K vin er niks an = I'm bored -Heppie un peuk? = Do you have a smoke? -Een dikke ketse (roken) = (to smoke) A fat joint -'k ga d'n hort op = i'm going out -hoeveel mot da koste? = how much is that supposed to cost? -wijffie = woman -meiske = girl -lekka ding = hot thing -gebakkie = cake/pastry -ouwe zak = old asshole -effe naar de plee gaan = to go to the bathroom -gat = small town -feust = party -karig = shitty -peuk = cigarette -klojo = asshole some helpful sentences: -ken u me vertell'n woar de VVV is? = can you tell me where the tourist bureau is? -pardon, is d'r hier ergens 'n bank? = excuse me, is there a bank around here? -mag 'k effe met uw telefoon 'n taxi bell'n? = can i use your phone to call a cab? -pardon, 'k ben op zoek noar dit adres = excuse me, i'm looking for this adress i'll be happy to answer any questions of future achterhoek-goers 8) Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: *DAMN Snake on December 05, 2002, 06:24:41 pm Eh, slang....hehe heres some slang of fallriver ( voodoo you know what i am talking about)
Normal people say We say people say "Fallriver" ... well we say fallriva then theres "Ask" ... Can i axe you a question? theres "you" ... youse guys!" 50", like a 50 doller bill ... we call it a fitty ther the word "like" ... i liked that move lastnight... the word "whorst" ... that was the whorstest movie! then theres the Marine slang... There is a lot so.... Cover: Hat Boonie Cover: The soft floppy hat Geedunk: Shop supported snack bar. Shop: Where you work. S-1, S2, S-3, G-1 etc. "I work in the G-5 shop." Squid: Navy personnel Wingnut: Air Force Morale Officer: Cute Air Force chick Deck: Floor ("I live on second deck."Officer on deck!") Butterbars: First Lieutenant Loot: Lieutenant Devil Dork: Friendly term for a fellow Marine. Dog, Devil Dog: Marine Skipper: Commanding Officer Duty: Temporary guard assignment (usually) - i.e. Barracks Duty (sit at the barracks making sure nothing majorly bad happens) NUG: New Useless Guy. Usually used at A-School. A-School: Primary MOS school (some MOSs have multiple schools, seconary MOS's etc). Purple: Joint operations MOS: Military Occupational Speciality (your jobs number) Zoomie: AF personnel Fast Mover: Jet Slow Mover: Slow craft QTF IMI K: Morse code jargon for "What the fuck, Over!" WM: Woman Marine (some say "Worthless Marine") Backseater: WSO (Weapon and sensor operator) BCG: Birth Control Glasses - term applied to the old military glasses (as in they were so ugly you would never get any). Blotter: Daily incident report. "Hitting the blotter" meant you got busted by the MPs. Office Hours: Non-judicial punishment (NJP). Getting screwed by your own CO. Court Martial: Getting screwed by a panel of officers. Green Weenie: Getting screwed by the Corps ("I got the green weenie on that one!") Reacharound: What you don't get when you get the green weenie. Barracks Ho': Guess. Gift that Keeps on Giving: An STD. Corpsman: Navy paramedic. They get WAY more respect then the average squid since they usually have to go out on humps along with the rest of the unit. Hump: Hike/Forced March Sickbay Commando: Someone who is constantly being treeated for real or imagined injuries. Very derogitory. Cammies: What we call "BDUs" Salty: Experienced, been in the Corps a long time. Also applied to anything old or worn ("DAMN those are salty-ass cammies!") - meaning they have been washed until they are practically white. Sarge: What Army dorks call Sergeants of any type. NOT something you call a Marine Sergeant. Shitbag: Useless mofo. VERY derogitory. Blanket Party: Something you only see on TV. Hollywood Marine: Any Marine stationed in Cali or those who went to boot camp at San Diego. Supposedly derogitory usage by the weenies who went to boot camp at Parris Island. 1366: Nonexistent MOS code for "Unlucky cocksucker" - ie someone with a really crappy billet. Billet: The specific job you fill, usually assigned a Line Number ( I wont get into that). UA: Unauthorized Absence - ie you are what the Army calls AWOL. See you in the brig sucker. Gunny: Common term for Gunnery Sergeants. Master Guns: Common term for Master Gunnery Sergeants Brass: Officers Leeches: All the various aides that hang out with the big brass. B&G: Barracks and Grounds. Usually means you're out there picking up cigarette butts. S-1: Personnel (S at Squadron Level, G at Group) S-2: Intelligence S-3: Training S-4: Supply S-5: Plans S-6: Information Systems Chow Hall: The "messhall" as the Army says. Or "Food Distribution Recreational Center" or whatever the hell the AF calls it these days. Acid Lemonade: Whatever the hell that instant drink stuff is. Bleck. MRE: Meal, Ready to Eat. Quite tasty unless you get the <PUKE> Scalloped Potatoes. Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: GreY HounD on December 07, 2002, 09:05:47 am "some" new """Australian""" langwa.
*note: picked from school yards new: -shotgun: fucking awsome -average: good try, DICK HEAD! old: douhy: Idiot dary: ciggy choof: go for a bong well im fucked at dis time and cant member most of them and post dem up l8r if get bored, also maybe soom spell arrors, im so tired. l8r Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: GreY HounD on December 08, 2002, 08:07:45 am whats with taking my STG44?
Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: [[EUR]] HoloGram on December 11, 2002, 09:38:27 pm lol Bander
I laughed my ass off when i read your post! But i still had some probs to understand some things although i am german - may be it is b/c its for Americans and not for Germans ;) The pronounciation was really hard! Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: *DAMN Bander on December 13, 2002, 08:29:42 pm Okay Holo - LOL. extra for u my friend:
the same shit with "German spelling" ;) Single words : the police - Die Heh, Die Kiebara policeman - Kiebara. Wochtmasta. policemen - Die Kiebara. cake - Torntn. hot sausage (i.e. wiener) - A Hasse. chick - Hosn. (colloq. form of "bunny") trousers - Hosn. loud, annoying child - Rotzpippn. drunken - waach. voll in da fettn. (heavily) drunken - Blunznfett, Bumzu. old - Oid. Phrases : "Everything is okay, isn't it?" (as a greeting) - olass leiwand? "I'll have a piss!" - i geh brunzn!, I bin in da Fliessencity!, I geh schiffen. I geh?s bier wegtragen! "Hey you! I?ll punch you (in the face)!" - herst oydah, i prack da ane. "Over there!" (pointing at something) - Dortn! "Can you give me a Schilling?" (issued by beggars, often w/ added excuse) - herst oida host an schilling? "One more beer!" - nu ahns!, nu a Kr?gl! "Hey, that's good!" - des is leiwand! "Keep the change!" - Passt scho! "Ahhh! That's good" (while drinking a good beer) - des Passt!, Passt!, Des is guad!, des is a bier! "Let's leave!" - Hau ma si ?ber di H?usa! "Are you nuts?" - Bist gschissn? "Do you have a cigarette for me?" - Oida host a Tschick? also - wann kommst nach wien alter? hehe, fette props! Bander Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: jn.loudnotes on December 13, 2002, 10:14:59 pm danke Bander, dass kann ich auch besser verstanden!
sagen Leute jetzt "herst oida host an euro?" Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: [[EUR]] HoloGram on December 14, 2002, 04:12:06 pm Lol Bander , maybe in Summer .
Diesmal war es viel besser Mann. Aber ist ja der bekannte Ausst. Dialekt . lol - Au?erdem, die Bayern schw?tzen ?hnlich. lol PS: ich bin Schwabe -lol Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: cookie on December 15, 2002, 09:12:26 pm deine ?bersetzungen sind so schwer zu verstehen! Sowieso, ?sterreich ist dumm :) jk ?sterreich gef?llt mir sehr gut, besonders Tirol!!
ich mag Mauti auch ;D Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: *DAMN Mauti on December 19, 2002, 04:03:23 am *getsaredface* ;D
It seems you learn very well(your first german course, isn't it cookie!?) Good Night, Mauti Title: Re:Learning proper Austrian (NOW) Post by: kami on December 19, 2002, 04:36:37 am Nee, cookie sind eine ?bermensch und das ist warum sie deutch sprecht.
(I just had to look up ONE word to make that sentence, I'm so leet, I even got an F in german). |