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Title: The Gay test
Post by: Jeb on November 20, 2002, 08:37:48 am
That IQ test sucks, so i invite you to take the
"Gay test"

http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/

Anyone who gets a higher score than bondo wins a special prize.

i'm 28% gay  ;)


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on November 20, 2002, 08:48:17 am
10% gay, heh. That was one messed up test because it didn't let you skip questions that didn't pertain to you because of a previous answer.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: jn.preciousroy on November 20, 2002, 10:15:59 am
I'm 42% gay.  I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.  Will I be "gayer" than Bondo?!?  

Only time, and his taking the test, will tell.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: *NADS Capt. Anarchy on November 20, 2002, 10:40:02 am
"You are 29% GAY!"

apparently, that's less gay than the average straight man, so that's good enough for me.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on November 20, 2002, 10:55:44 am
What is Bondo's score anyway? I gave the link to the gay guy down the hall and he got a 95% Gayness level.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Dragonic on November 20, 2002, 12:19:06 pm
Whoo 25 % gay. And THAT'S LESS Than average for my age.. a normal 16 year old guy who is straight gets 39 % gayness i think to have read.....


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: ?TF6_lionpants? on November 20, 2002, 01:21:27 pm
You are 26% GAY! I was expecting higher...


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Bondo on November 20, 2002, 03:17:26 pm
Unfortunately the test doesn't give the option for I'm bi and I'm male...just straight or gay so it can't be too accurate for me.  Last time I got something like 33% but I'll try again...

I particularly like this question
"Would you participate in a threesome with a girl and a guy?"
Oh bloody hell yes.

Anyways, I was 42% gay as a straight person (I am closer to straight than completely gay so I figure it is more accurate).


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: |MP|Cringe on November 20, 2002, 04:22:50 pm
LMAO im at school on a free period, and i cant take the damn test here.
the school has some filter thing called "Bess" and it classifies http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/ under category "Sex" so therefore it is blocked.     wtf?

     "Bess"--> ???         ::) <----Me


Bah, the iq test is categorized as "Sex" as well. Im suprised im allowed to look at the *DAMN forums from school....lol


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: tasty on November 20, 2002, 04:43:17 pm
You are 23% GAY!

pretty sure i got higher last time when my roommate wasnt watching me take the test :)

but not much higher!


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: †FiRE Infection on November 20, 2002, 04:45:33 pm
I got a 69 again.  Fuck these tests.


J/king really 32 ;D


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: *NADS Lo$eMoney on November 20, 2002, 04:54:47 pm
Woot I'm a quarter gay (25%)!!!! Which is actually below average.  I was scared when the results screen had 2 guys wrestling/holding eachothers crotches with the heading "We need to talk."  There is also a 6% chance that I would have a wet dream about my best friend which is wierd because I have wet dreams about ejo everytime i close my freaking eyes.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: *DAMN Snake on November 20, 2002, 07:04:26 pm
omg your all fags! i got 16%...yeah!@ eat it fags!!! muhahahaha!


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on November 20, 2002, 07:13:05 pm
Snake, you are still gayer than me  ;)

If you look above, I got a 10%


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Flame on November 20, 2002, 08:27:07 pm
Meh? I think you have to be 13 or higher again? I can't wait till Feb.? Anyways, normal im 22% gay.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Typhy on November 20, 2002, 08:45:45 pm
 Meh, 12% gay.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Bondo on November 20, 2002, 08:50:23 pm
Heh, I'm tied for the highest score and am rather disappointed that I didn't get higher...and the rest of you are arguing that you should be lower or something :(

The first step to inner peace is accepting your inner fruit.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: *NADS Capt. Anarchy on November 20, 2002, 09:00:31 pm
I have accepted my inner fruit,  and I would like to let you all know that it is an orange.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: tasty on November 20, 2002, 09:55:22 pm
mine is definetely a banana? possibly BEN'S banana. anyway being less gay isnt really that much of a thing to brag about, it probably just means that you're more closed minded.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Flame on November 20, 2002, 10:05:28 pm
Wtf does this test show?
Try picking the most non-gay answer and see what you get.
Then try picking the most gay answer and see that.
Then post here and we can discuss if its rigged or not.



and quit winking at us jeb.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: bronto on November 20, 2002, 10:35:31 pm
Humpasausus rex and bronto(saurus). we were made for eachother (in a hetero sexual way, considering i got a 24% on the gay test)

33. Have you ever worn women's clothes?      that's how you can make DVS turn red.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Shade on November 20, 2002, 11:27:17 pm
Ive taken most of the tests at thespark multiple times, I got a 23% on the gay one though


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: (SiX)Ben on November 21, 2002, 01:17:35 am
14%...

LOL Tasty, I sincerely disagree.  

Ben


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: |MP|Cringe on November 21, 2002, 01:22:09 am
You are 3% GAY!

w00t go me


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Flame on November 21, 2002, 01:25:09 am
Er? did anyone try my method? If so, post your results and we can prove that this test is rigged (meaning you'd never get 0% gay), except for bondo becuase no matter how non-gay he may try to act, he'd still be gay.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on November 21, 2002, 01:28:05 am
"You are 29% GAY!"

Jeb you are not less gayer than I am....that's impossible...considering all the sex you have with bigpat.  

Cringe you probably masturbate with thoughts of your mother don't you?


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Typhy on November 21, 2002, 01:32:46 am
 Well Pyrex, I know that I masturbate with thoughts of Cringe's mother...


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: bronto on November 21, 2002, 01:34:23 am
omg lol. i cringe at the thought of that.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Jeb on November 21, 2002, 02:09:42 am
well, cringe is so young his mom is surely a milf, and his grandmother mb a gilf.
As for bondo being tied for first place i think that relates directly to the notion that he is only claiming to be bisexual for attention ;)


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: davmann on November 21, 2002, 02:33:20 am
god, that test was sooooo GAY!  :D

I got 28% and my bro got 48%, LOL, but you had all probably foreseen that?


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on November 21, 2002, 03:19:07 am
Your poor poor brother Davan. He should talk to Bondo. No, I take that back. If Bondo caught site of him and found out his 48% rating there might be some child rape involved.

-------------


In response to Jeb's below....yes I knew snap was davan's brother...


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Jeb on November 21, 2002, 03:46:26 am
daven's brother is snap killer pyrex, we all knew he was gay.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: (SiX)Ben on November 21, 2002, 04:23:37 am
I second that Jebby... I claim that Bondo is not gay OR bi, but wants the attention (I've been saying it all along!)

Ben


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: bronto on November 21, 2002, 04:28:03 am
Stop raggin' on my hunnybunz bondo boi. Just because you envy his sexiness, it doesn't mean you have to make fun of him. Only I may speak in vain of bondo, because we live together and he's used to it  ;)


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: (SiX)Ben on November 21, 2002, 04:36:08 am
Not ragging, but pointing out obvious facts... Hell, I've lived with Bondo longer then you did!I bet I knew him first too!

Ben


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: .vooDoo. on November 21, 2002, 04:53:56 am
omg, 35%  :o
And Ive banged more girls then any of you here!!! When it asked me
how many women I have sleept with, I had to guess. ;) Im one sexy
beast.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: warez prince on November 21, 2002, 05:10:27 am
LOL, this test was funny. I got 31 percent gay!!  :-[          


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on November 21, 2002, 05:23:35 am
33. Have you ever worn women's clothes?      that's how you can make DVS turn red.

Turn red? Hah....He likes that stuff. He gets paid. As a matter fact DVS is pretty damn sexy in women's clothes.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: davmann on November 21, 2002, 05:24:52 am
LOL, this test was funny. I got 31 percent gay!!  :-[          




damn, you don't have to overreact and trying to kill me cuz you got 48% the first time, just say you did it again and got a lower rating. you dunn have to go around trying to rip my head off, psycho.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: (SiX)Ben on November 21, 2002, 05:29:21 am
Uh, he didn't overact. He didn't even mention you; he just said his score! Is that the right quote? :)

Ben


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on November 21, 2002, 05:31:56 am
Ben they are brothers and as davan told me:

DaVaN_HuNTeR: if ya like say something he doesnb't like he can go around breaking shit
DaVaN_HuNTeR: he NEEDS therapy

I hope this doesn't get you in trouble again. We don't want snap to ummm snap your neck.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Jeb on November 21, 2002, 05:36:42 am
ah yes dvs in womens clothing
DVS (http://homepage.mac.com/bernas/.Pictures/Stag%20Parties/Matts%20Stag%20(small)/DSCN3450.JPG)
keep in mind he is a public school teacher in canada  ;D
Those are almost as bad as the pic of bigpat with a dildo next to his face.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: jn.wrath on November 21, 2002, 05:38:17 am
mort. I got 2% more gay than you. hah. 44%.

those 4 ugly girls at the end were all guys.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: jn.preciousroy on November 21, 2002, 06:06:54 am
Wrath beat me!  But that's cool, it means next time I go to Seattle we can have "experimentation hour"!  *cough, cough* I mean, "Mort and Matt time" *cough*  By that I mean we can have "anal sex"!  

*sigh*  there's no real way to sugarcoat it, is there?

On a most serious note, did you know that they've done scientific studies, showing gay porn to gay men, gay-friendly men, and homophobic men, and found that the gay men and the homophobic men were found to be the most aroused, whereas the gay-friendly men were almost never aroused?  I find that interesting.

On another serious note, are you ever really sure how straight you are until you've kissed another guy?   I know, you're probably disgusted by that prospect, but I thought I'd throw it out there, for conversations sake.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: (SiX)Ben on November 21, 2002, 06:24:51 am
And now, I hope out of the deep onset of my mind that an admin locks this thread... as i dont wanna talk about kissing a guy...

Ben


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: jn.preciousroy on November 21, 2002, 06:53:14 am
How do you know the ADMINS ALL HAVEN'T?!?!

brouhahahahaha!!


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: tasty on November 21, 2002, 08:16:51 am
yeah, i think ace and sin would make an ?bercute couple!


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on November 21, 2002, 08:37:41 am
yeah, i think ace and sin would make an ?bercute couple!

And we are getting divorced this saturday when my Bruins bitchslap his Trojans at the Rose Bowl.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: |MP|Cringe on November 21, 2002, 05:04:37 pm
Cringe you probably masturbate with thoughts of your mother don't you?
No.
Well Pyrex, I know that I masturbate with thoughts of Cringe's mother...
Typhy, you do that because Jane isnt giving you anything, and I hope your parents read this.
well, cringe is so young his mom is surely a milf, and his grandmother mb a gilf.
Jeb, all my grandparents are dead you sick fuck, I never knew you were a necrophiliac.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: *NADS Capt. Anarchy on November 21, 2002, 05:27:55 pm
learn something new everyday, eh cringe?

s'ok, Typhy, according to my friends i'm into beastiality, necrophilia, scat, snuff, pissing, fisting, and practically any other weird porno they can find. Which, of course, includes gay stuff, especially those pictures of guys dicks with about 20,000 piercings in them.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: jn.loudnotes on November 21, 2002, 11:17:10 pm
Just a friendly word from your neighborhood moderator that some of us are under 18 here, and we might be offended at such frank discussions.

No actually, Mort possesses a great wealth of knowledge that should be shared with all. . .no locking this thread on my part.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Flame on November 21, 2002, 11:57:06 pm
yes, and some of us are also under 13, and aren't supposed to take the test, buy the rated M games, buy the rated T games, but we do it also


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Cossack on November 22, 2002, 01:02:20 am
It seems I am about as gay as Jeb is. 28%. Bondo how gay are you, seriously I want to know.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Jeb on November 22, 2002, 01:23:24 am
cossack,
just becase your as gay as me doesn't mean anything.
As for roy and wrath, i don't want to know about the prospect of anal sex happening in my town
 ;)


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Bondo on November 22, 2002, 01:58:04 am
I'd say 42% is actually quite accurate...I'm bi, but I lean slightly to the straight side...my concern is that many of you may be rated higher than you should be.


Title: Re:The Gay test
Post by: Cossack on November 22, 2002, 10:23:08 pm
Jeb, I never said it meant anything. I just said that it was a slightly interesting coincidence or is it? Are Jeb and Cossack the same person? You decide.