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Title: Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!! Post by: EUR_Zaitsev on October 06, 2002, 04:46:18 pm Bush goes to school....
B- Can anyone tell me what a tragedy is?? Girl- If my mom ran over my dog rover B- No that would be a mistake! Boy- If our bus driver drove our bus off a cliff B- No that would be a great loss! Girl2- If you and laura were on airforce 1 and it exploded B- Correct, tell me how you knew Girl2- Because it wouldnt be a mistake and it wouldnt be a great loss! Title: Re:Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!! Post by: Cossack on October 06, 2002, 04:50:25 pm lol I saw that one before. Here is one with John Stwart.
"Down here in Texas we gotta little saying. Fool me once.....uhhhhhhh shame on you. The Fool cant be fooled again. Title: Re:Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!! Post by: jn.loudnotes on October 06, 2002, 08:48:31 pm I'm not too good at writing out jokes, but here's a good one. . .
Bush sits at a restaurant. He's making small talk with cheney while deciding what to order. Then the waitress comes over. waitress - what can I get for you, mr. president bush - I'll have a "quickie" waitress - Gasp! Mr. President! how dare you! I thought you were going to bring a new era of moral fortitude to your office. You should be ashamed of yourself! she runs away crying cheney leans over to bush and says - It's pronounced "quiche" Title: Re:Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!! Post by: Bondo on October 06, 2002, 10:18:20 pm Lol to both of the jokes.
Title: Re:Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!! Post by: (SiX)Ben on October 07, 2002, 03:44:07 am Eh... no funny jokes... you saw the SNL's... so my fav quotes are
"The Axis of Evil" and "Strategery..." Title: Re:Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!! Post by: Bondo on October 07, 2002, 04:07:21 am And who can forget "Nucular" rather than Nuclear.
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