Title: Israel readies forces: Post by: Croosch on April 15, 2006, 12:37:18 am http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-1920074,00.html
cO.weak: Iran is gonna pwn Israel from the sound of it cO.luna-c: sweet cO.Jerk: uh cO.Jerk: other way around cO.weak: no way cO.luna-c: israel is gonna pwn iran? lol cO.Jerk: iran wont have nukes for 2 plus years cO.weak: they got nuclear GLs now cO.luna-c: oh shit cO.weak: they are gonna spam the spawn cO.luna-c: where can i get one? cO.Jerk: they arn't weaponized yet cO.luna-c: a nuke gl cO.Jerk: er tac nuke cO.weak: they are gonna put the nuke shit in molotov cocktails cO.weak: and just chuck them cO.Jerk: good idea weak cO.luna-c: lol cO.weak: yeah cO.weak: Israel hax though cO.Jerk: tru cO.weak: they got ret lock cO.luna-c: and they have the u.s. cO.Jerk: they get extra spawns cO.weak: US is gonna be afk cO.Jerk: in the for of us intervention cO.weak: wont be back until 8EST cO.Jerk: negtaive cO.weak: and the cb is already scheduled cO.Jerk: john micain will become pres cO.Jerk: and then we attack iran cO.weak: Iran asked for the cb so Israel is gonna host first cO.luna-c: yea but the us will take the warning points and reschedule cO.Jerk: exactly cO.weak: Iran has different mods... a map pack i think so US cant get in cO.Jerk: LOL cO.luna-c: us will hack in though cO.weak: but they dont have premiumn, so they use laggy ass TS server cO.luna-c: for sure cO.Jerk: US has those tranparent cmd maps, and a kdx server cO.weak: they use Mr. T maps cO.Jerk: +full screen nv cO.weak: and z][t reticules cO.luna-c: but iran has the z][t command maps cO.luna-c: and if you havent seen those, damn! cO.Jerk: meh cO.Jerk: their allright cO.weak: Israel is gonna get the good spawn cO.luna-c: israel has numbers because iran couldnt get enough guys online cO.weak: Iran wants 4v4 cO.weak: but Israel cant host that many cO.Jerk: iran doesn't get oicw or any gls cO.luna-c: israel is all over the rockets cO.weak: Israel camps though cO.Jerk: they have to use ak-74s cO.Jerk: w/ hand nades cO.weak: Iran will have nade bug cO.Jerk: while israeel gl spams like kk cO.Jerk: iran doesn't even get sensors cO.weak: I hope Iran asks for replays cO.Jerk: no, the UN will not help cO.luna-c: but one of the israel guys fails the cheat test cO.weak: Fridge is on Iran cO.weak: he just joined cO.Jerk: israel has to put up w/ euro server cO.Jerk: lag that is cO.luna-c: no, US intervenes and forces a dedicated on US soil cO.Jerk: lol cO.weak: Lee Harv will host The article explains the real issue pretty well. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 15, 2006, 12:44:40 am thank you.
That was as funny as anything ive ever seen posted here. ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: sounds about right to me! gg guys... hahahah just reread it..thats REALLY FUCKING FUNNY SHIT... i love you silly fuckers. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 15, 2006, 10:31:11 am That was just stupid.
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 15, 2006, 11:33:29 am ethion,
You are such a buzz-kill. why you have to say shit like that? I want to kick you in the epiglottis with doc martens for that one. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Civrock on April 15, 2006, 12:16:21 pm *too long quote* LOL! Funniest chatlog I've read in a while. ::lol:: Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 15, 2006, 12:32:34 pm ethion, You are such a buzz-kill. why you have to say shit like that? I want to kick you in the epiglottis with doc martens for that one. Cause i'm sooooo pro-israel.. I think that's the correct formulated thing for it. I like the country. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: :V: Stripes on April 16, 2006, 11:26:06 am Why you like it?
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 16, 2006, 01:41:18 pm Why you like it? Stripes, you have nothing to say. You don't even know what Hamas stands for. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: :V: Stripes on April 16, 2006, 01:46:35 pm Explain..
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 16, 2006, 02:39:51 pm Explain.. I don't need too, cause it won't change your opinion on what Palestine is, and what they stand for. You would still see Israel as corrupt country, and that it's the palestine peoples country. And don't come here with that your grandpa got killed in a rocket attack. Groups like Hamas kills israeli people as well, sometimes even more. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: :V: Stripes on April 16, 2006, 03:37:06 pm You're the biggest jerk on earth ethion.
And if you really are that smart, then you would of have known it is Palestines country and that Isreal invaded it. I don't care what you think, i care for justice.. and what Isreal was doing wasn't fair, i can say that it is getting better tho.. Sorry for taking over your thread LUNA-C. i just hoped somebody would shut up Ethion. You wont see more from me in this thread. Stripes Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 16, 2006, 04:13:21 pm You're the biggest jerk on earth ethion. And if you really are that smart, then you would of have known it is Palestines country and that Isreal invaded it. I don't care what you think, i care for justice.. and what Isreal was doing wasn't fair, i can say that it is getting better tho.. Sorry for taking over your thread LUNA-C. i just hoped somebody would shut up Ethion. You wont see more from me in this thread. Stripes And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN. Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety. If it someone they should bomb, it would be the UN. Not Israel. And Stripes, before you try and stir something up, you might want to read up on some research. By that I mean, that you shouldn't ask your parents, as they will only be one sided. Sure, I can be one sided too, but that doesn't mean I read up on what is going on down there. As you have been living in Denmark for most of your life. Quote Created in 1987 and connected to the Muslim Brotherhood movement in Egypt, Hamas's charter calls for the destruction of the State of Israel, as well as of any secular Palestinian government that may be set up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas -- Oh, and Sheix. Don't try and flame me. You won't be able to stop me. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: spike on April 16, 2006, 06:50:45 pm wtf? chill the fuck out
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: BFG on April 16, 2006, 10:02:28 pm Quote And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN. Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety. Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while... "how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to" Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty :) Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 16, 2006, 10:25:14 pm Quote And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN. Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety. Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while... "how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to" Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty :) BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too. I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border. But in my point of view, they aren't invading. Invading is when you take over a country by force. And the palestine people still got a "country". Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Macuber on April 17, 2006, 12:32:07 am I think we need to get a hold of Jon Stewart and tell him to put Luna, Weakspot, and Jerk on!
Great delivery and timing you 3! Had to chuckle myself. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 17, 2006, 04:35:56 am Quote Oh, and Sheix. Don't try and flame me. You won't be able to stop me. Someones having a trip-out in a 'humor' thread. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Croosch on April 17, 2006, 06:35:51 am how did palestine get into this... I've had enough, you're all getting slapped ::domina:: and yes, that is a whip.
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: theweakspot on April 17, 2006, 08:02:16 am ...you try to make a little political joke about what looks to be the next world war and SOME PEOPLE get all ex-gf crazy on you...
RESTARTROUND EHTION AND STRIPES ARENT BEING FUNNY Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: jerkasaur on April 17, 2006, 10:43:17 am Quote And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN. Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety. Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while... "how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to" Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty :) BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too. I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border. But in my point of view, they aren't invading. Invading is when you take over a country by force. And the palestine people still got a "country". Without taking 30 minutes to discuss the semantics between invading, occupying, and reoccupying, Isreal continues to hold land that was not granted to them by the UN and continues to punish a people who's territory has been conquered and colonized for the last 90 odd years. They had a "real" border, but after those pesky Arabs invaded, they didnt seem to want to stay inside of it. And now, griped by hysteria, they are hopefully creating their final border in the form of one big long illegal fence (30 foot concrete wall describes it better). GG Israel! Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: BFG on April 17, 2006, 10:53:37 am GG
Israel is using freaking wall hax. They've taken at least three spawn spots which is sooo unfair. And could someone explain to hamas that your meant to let go of the nade when you pull the pin!!? Quote BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too. I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border. Not really. I wouldn't say it was war down there, no more than Northan Ireland a 'war'. Conflict yes, war no. votekick israeli 4 F6 guys F6, Israel are wall haxors My god im going to slap some WP on this clans ass Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 17, 2006, 10:55:58 am Quote And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN. Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety. Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while... "how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to" Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty :) BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too. I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border. But in my point of view, they aren't invading. Invading is when you take over a country by force. And the palestine people still got a "country". Without taking 30 minutes to discuss the semantics between invading, occupying, and reoccupying, Isreal continues to hold land that was not granted to them by the UN and continues to punish a people who's territory has been conquered and colonized for the last 90 odd years. They had a "real" border, but after those pesky Arabs invaded, they didnt seem to want to stay inside of it. And now, griped by hysteria, they are hopefully creating their final border in the form of one big long illegal fence (30 foot concrete wall describes it better). GG Israel! They have had enough wars, to decide where they should take their borders. And now when hamas is in controll, it's even more uncertain how all of this playout. IT all would be fine, if they would confirm Israel as a state. But no, they want their land. And my guess on it, if Israel wouldn't have formed. The so called Palestine would have been dirt. Both jews and palestine people has been living together for ages. But they still want them out of there. I'm still wondering why the Palestine people haven't got any money from their dear Arab states that are neighbours. GG Israel is using freaking wall hax. They've taken at least three spawn spots which is sooo unfair. And could someone explain to hamas that your meant to let go of the nade when you pull the pin!!? Quote BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too. I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border. Not really. I wouldn't say it was war down there, no more than Northan Ireland a 'war'. Conflict yes, war no. votekick israeli 4 F6 guys F6, Israel are wall haxors My god im going to slap some WP on this clans ass There haven't been a conflict between England and Ireland for years now. Oh and, Palestine is wall-hacking. GG! Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 17, 2006, 04:47:01 pm And the award goes to Ethion...
"Longest-Winded Hijack of a HUMOR Thread, ever". Quote ...you try to make a little political joke about what looks to be the next world war and SOME PEOPLE get all ex-gf crazy on you... Amen. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 17, 2006, 04:49:38 pm And the award goes to Ethion... "Longest-Winded Hijack of a HUMOR Thread, ever". Quote ...you try to make a little political joke about what looks to be the next world war and SOME PEOPLE get all ex-gf crazy on you... Amen. buhu. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 17, 2006, 07:40:06 pm Its...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! not buhu. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 17, 2006, 07:58:50 pm Its... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! not buhu. Buhu. Stop camping Iraq? okay? Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: jerkasaur on April 17, 2006, 08:43:35 pm They have had enough wars, to decide where they should take their borders. And now when hamas is in controll, it's even more uncertain how all of this playout. IT all would be fine, if they would confirm Israel as a state. But no, they want their land. And my guess on it, if Israel wouldn't have formed. The so called Palestine would have been dirt. Both jews and palestine people has been living together for ages. But they still want them out of there. I'm still wondering why the Palestine people haven't got any money from their dear Arab states that are neighbours. There haven't been a conflict between England and Ireland for years now. Oh and, Palestine is wall-hacking. GG! Except the "so called Palestine" wasn't dirt. It was a vibrant and prosperous area of the world up till the end of world war 1 when the British took over from the Ottoman Empire. The British, responding to Zionist pressure at home (combined with anti-sematisim) attempted to unilatteraly create a Jewish State. It failed miserably as the Palestinians rioted (it's not like their country was being given away...) and the British gave up the plan. Fast forward to WW2, Hilter's armies conquer much of the Middle East until the British come in again to reoccupy it. Thanks to Hilter, the Zionist movement now has multi-national support and there's little the Palestinians can do but watch their homeland given away to foreigners. Would you be mad? They havn't gotten any real aid from other Arab state's because those countries have more pressing concerns (what can we do so the US doesn't invade us next?), but the real issue is Israel denying the Palestinians their tax revenue. In short, Palestinians have to pay taxes, and since their country is completely occupied, they pay those taxes to Israelis, who proccess them and give the money to the Palestinian authority. Now, when Israel desides to stop sending that money to the Palestinian authority (because they arn't big fans of Hamas), thats not called withholding aid... thats called stealing. Stealing the tax revenues of an entire country. GG Israel, NO RE. Oh, and thanks for making this thread not funny anymore. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 17, 2006, 09:21:31 pm Oh, and thanks for making this thread not funny anymore. The comedic timing genius of the crazy co.boys is STILL funny enough to withstand the taint, Jerk. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 17, 2006, 09:23:07 pm it wasn't funny to begin with. Even though it was made in a humours way.
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: jerkasaur on April 17, 2006, 09:35:01 pm no, it was funny, and you cant take that away from me.
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on April 17, 2006, 09:46:56 pm Co mocking the absurdity of world events using gamerspeek... = REALLY FUNNY Hijacking a good natured HUMOR thread, needlessly insulting people, insulting the post and trolling for flames over politics because.. well, who the fuck knows why... = REALLY EMO. Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: Ethion on April 17, 2006, 09:59:36 pm (http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~amacdona/emo.jpg)
Title: Re: Israel readies forces: Post by: theweakspot on April 18, 2006, 02:47:44 am votekick Ethion
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